Really Rotten Rhymes by Gabriel Fitzmaurice

Author:Gabriel Fitzmaurice
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Mercier Press
Published: 2020-03-30T00:00:00+00:00

‘Dad, my ears are popping –

Is everything all right?

Daddy, oops! I chewed my sweet

I got such an awful fright.

‘But it’s OK now, Daddy –

It’s just the plane going down.

Daddy, Daddy! Tenner Reef!

Dad, is this our town?’

How Noreen got Stuck in her Knickers

She went for a sit on the toilet

And, however her bottom was placed,

Her bracelet got stuck in her knickers

And she couldn’t get free. The disgrace!

They were state-of-the-art frilly knickers,

The bracelet was dripping with charms

And the charms got stuck in her knickers

And she had to raise the alarm.

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